Randy Moss, Bane of All that is Holy (tm).
This is fairly straightforward: if Ray Lewis can skate from killing two guys, Randy Moss can sure as hell skate for shaking his booty at the Green Bay fans.

But, no. Moss shook his booty on camera. The Horror! Hide the Childrens' eyes, but not long enough to miss Grandma and Grandpa making out in the pool! That's paid nookie, none of this impromptu, uninvited butt-shakery. Fine him, ban him, make the little bastard feel pain and suffering for exposing millions of good Christians to the impure thoughts of getting nekkid outside the loving bonds of The Holy Matrimony, and without the assistance of a penis pill. Burn the wayward gladiator at the stake, for that which is nekkid is evil, and that which extolls nekkidness is doubly evil. Such is the way of the Book, and such is the way of those who live within its domain. Amen.

So, Randy Moss will probably get stuck with a $10-15000 fine, so the NFL can stay in good grace with our government, keepers of the faith and protectors of the faithful. Joy, oh Rapturous Joy.

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