Tue, 31 Mar 2009

Exodus 2.0

The Passover Seder, the oldest continuously observed religious ceremony in the world, tells the story of the Jews' Exodus from Egypt. Jewish tradition says that people of each generation must imagine that they personally had departed from Egypt, and the sages say that each generation must tell the story in its own terms.

The sages probably did not intend this.

posted at: 12:26 | permanent link to this entry

Tag Cloud Beat Poetry #4

Gay Westworld is obvious: 1 tarrant == 2 buttholes.

Automatically unzipped pants for sale, well worn...

An hero & your ball can count to potatoe...

Bake...he lived to make goats scream
"meltdown beefaroni!"

Your mom supplies sushi in the box;
be nice you fuckers. I don't forget crayons, fuck no!

Penthouse nintendo frightens me.  Discuss.

posted at: 12:05 | permanent link to this entry

Return of the Shower

It's ok to bathe now. ;) This month's rains didn't just dent the drought, they ended it. W00t! Additionally, we're due for a few more days of rain, today and Thursday.

posted at: 12:02 | permanent link to this entry

A Quickie Braves Outlook

If we get one pitcher with 200+IP, Braves will be 2nd in the NL East, and will at least threaten the Phillies. If we get two pitchers with 200+IP (and Blaine Boyer makes fewer than 70 relief appearances), the Braves will restore order in the division.

McCann, Diaz, and Francoeur lost a combined 60-70 pounds since the end of last season; that's a whole lot of reaction time, defense, and bat speed that just showed up. Kotchman has had a full spring to gel with the team (and get over being traded out of the playoffs last year).

Well, we just traded Josh Anderson (CF, AAA-out of options) for a bag of beans. So the front office is still messing around; Anderson will be an All-Star CF for the Tigers in two seasons. Looks like Jordan Schafer will be starting in CF, or platooning with Gregor Blanco (of whom I might be the only fan around these parts). This actually speaks volumes about the Braves' opinions, both about Schafer's "test-free" suspension for HGH use, and MLB's retention of players who are likely still playing after positive tests. Good for them.

UPDATE: we just signed Chipper for 3+1 seasons; this is also very good.

posted at: 11:55 | permanent link to this entry

Today's topic for discussion is:
Judge to Johns Creek: No grounds exist to make the adult toy store take down its sign in order to maintain a false image of your false city.
posted at: 03:19 | permanent link to this entry