The secrets of the capital of the South are revealed!
| Card Name | Type | Cost | Requirements | Card Text |
| Basket of Wings | Equipment | 0 | n/a | The untapped minion with this equipment may burn Wings to gain 1 blood from the blood bank. A minion may have no more than one Basket of Wings. |
| Pint of Beer | Equipment | 0 | n/a | A minion with this Beer has -1 stealth on all actions. When announcing an action, this minion may burn one Beer to gain +1 strength for the current action. An untapped minion with a Beer may give one Beer to an acting minion controlled by another Methuselah. A minion may have no more than two Pints of Beer. |
| Elysium: Taco Mac | Master | 1 pool | n/a | Tap this card to place a Basket of Wings or a Beer on any ready minion, from your library, hand, or ash heap. Reshuffle your library afterwards, if necessary. |
| Taxi Racket | Master | 4 pool | n/a | Tap Taxi Racket to move a blood counter from an acting minion to your pool. If the Prince of Atlanta is in play, move the counter to his/her controlling Methuselah's pool instead. |
| Parking Racket | Master | 3 pool | n/a | Tap Parking Racket to tap a ready ally. The controller of the ally must pay 1 pool during his or her untap phase, or leave the minion tapped. If the Prince of Atlanta is ready, his or her controller receives any pool paid in this manner. |
| Hidden TMI Wing | Reaction | 0 | n/a | |
| Smell Thine Own | Master | 0 | n/a | |
| Fifth-and-a-Half Tradition | Action | 1 blood | n/a | |
| Hartsfield International Airport, Atlanta | Master | 3 pool | n/a | Put this card in play. When a minion is burned, put that minion on this card. That minion goes to the ash heap during its controller's next untap phase. Tap Hartsfield International to gain pool equal to the number of minions on this card. |
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