"But I'm not wearing any pants!" -- Beerbot

Spoofs | Haiku | Tourney Reports | Perfect Clarity | Two-Player | Create-a-Clan | Demo Decks


Welcome to my Vampire: The Eternal Struggle page. I'm Mike Perlman, and true to ELDB hints, I tend to play weenies or 10-caps, so plan accordingly. :)

I live in Atlanta, Georgia, the current or former home to current and former players you might have heard of, such as David and Robyn Tatu, Jeff "The Lasombra" Thompson, Oscar "OPC" Garza, Chad Brinkley, Todd "Path of Blood" Banister, Derek Ray, David "ELDB" Davila, Stu Pieloch, Aaron Steele, and Jon Sushinsky. This group meets most Saturdays, at locations around Atlanta metro, including various living rooms and White Wolf HQ.

Here are some spoof expansions I came up with...

 
V:TES Haiku
  
Ventrue
Patiently, I sit
with deflections in my hand.
You may bleed my prey.
(mkp, 1999)
Obfuscate
Standing in plain sight,
I work amidst the watchers.
Unseen, I depart.
(mkp, 2000)
Auspex
You may stay hidden
from watchers that do not see.
I know where you are.
(mkp, 2000)
Gangrel
Rats, bats, cats, and dogs
untap for some feral groove.
Have some claws with that.
(mkp, 2001)
Malkavian
A realist spike
throws down multiple flecks on
an otherwise faceless night.
(mkp, 2001)
Caitiff
Shifting and sensing.
There may be strength in numbers.
Beware the lucky blow.
(mkp, 2001)


Tournament Reports

These reports, while sketchy at best, contain my notes and opinions of various tournaments I've played in. Their completeness vary according to my (quite faulty) memory, but I've attempted to list seating arrangements in order of transfer. There are several endgames that I either didn't see or can't remember, so if I've missed some VP allocations, send me an email with the correct totals.

 
2000
  
Columbia, SC New Orleans, LA DragonCon (Atlanta, GA)
Raleigh, NC Austin, TX  
 
2001
  
Charlotte, NC Draft DragonCon (Atlanta, GA) Bloodlines Prerelease (Columbia, SC)
SE Qualifier (Atlanta, GA) SW Qualifier (Dallas, TX) GenCon (Milwaukee, WI)
Final Nights Prerelease (Columbia, SC)    
 
2002
  
Lafayette, LA Origins (Columbus, OH) [WIP] Gencon (Milwaukee, WI)
  DragonCon (Atlanta, GA)  
 
2003
  
Atlanta, GA Charleston, SC SE Qualifier (Atlanta, GA)
EC Qualifier (Rockville, MD) Charlotte, NC GenCon 2k3 (Indianapolis, IN)
DragonCon 2k3 (Atlanta, GA)    
 
2004
  
Charlotte, NC Origins (Columbus, OH)  Gencon (Indianapolis, IN) 
DragonCon (Atlanta, GA) SE Qualifier Crusade: Columbia, SC
Wrath of the Inner Circle: Atlanta Major Boon: Atlanta
 
2005
  
Little Gun, No Fun: Atlanta, GA  SW Qualifier (Lafayette, LA)  DragonCon (Atlanta, GA) 
April Showers: Atlanta Nergal Storyline Event (Atlanta)  
 
2006
  
 
Millenium Cultist: Atlanta
  
 
2007
  
 
Sympathetic Agony: Atlanta
  

Perfect Clarity (a V:TES Cardlist Spreadsheet) 7
(~95k .zip) The current version of the spreadsheet now lists cards from all sets (Jyhad through Lords of the Night) with page/slot numbering for 9-card binder sheets. This spreadsheet (excluding the promos page) was created based on WW's card listings (at white-wolf.com), and does not include listing exclusions, printing errors, or same-set variants (except as listed in the online card listingss). Mirror this as needed.

My "Two-Player" Variant, in which a common pool is shared between the players. Version 0.2, updated 9/24/04.

Create-a-Clan!

I've been messing around with Boston's Create-a-Clan system. I'll list some creations here.

Clan: Crayola!

Demo Decks

I got tired of rambling through disjointed demos based on precon decks. So, I built some small, focused demos, and carry them to any tournament I attend.

Last Updated on 11/26/2007
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