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This expansion all started with a hangover-curing trip to the Waffle House, after which I realised it's function as a real-life Elysium. And so, I thought a little more, and came up with a few others, enough to make a set of silliness. :-)

Cards marked with ' * ' are from Matt Bell.

The V:TES--New South expansion
Card Name Type Cost Requirements Card Text
Fire Ants Action 2 blood Animalism
This card may be played either as a strike or as an action.
Cancel a maneuver.
Burn a minion in torpor. Burn all cards transferrable to the acting minion. this is not considered diablerie.
Evangelist Ally 1 pool n/a
Ally: 1 life, 1 damage, 2 bleed.
Evangelist may take a (D) action to move one counter from the blood bank to your pool. If Evangelist is burned, burn a pool.
The Sugar Shack Master: Unique Location 2 pool n/a
Tap Sugar Shack to tap a minion of capacity less than 4.
Elysium: Waffle House Master: Unique Location 2 pool n/a
Tap this Elysium to burn a non-equipment minion card from one of your minions.
Foreigner! Master: Out-of-Turn 0 n/a
Play this card when a vampire attempts to hunt, to cause the hunting action to fail. Not playable on a Good Ol' Boy.
County Line Liquor Store Master: Unique Location 1 pool n/a
During your master phase, place one counter on County Line from the blood bank. Any minion may take a (D) action to move a counter from County Line to its controller's pool.
Ghouled Mosquito Swarm Retainer 2 blood Animalism
2 life.
Minion with this retainer gets +1 intercept. When in combat, opposing vampires burn 1 blood during strike resolution.
Two-by-Four Equipment 0 n/a
Melee Weapon.
Minon with this equipment gets +1 hand damage, once per combat. Minon with this equipment may take a (D) action to burn Two-by-Four. You may place a Wooden Stake from your hand on that minion, if the action is successful.
Good Ol' Boy* Political Action 0 Good Ol' Boy

Name a minon. Successful vote means that minon is now a good ol' boy.

"Hi ladies, I heard there was something going on at the Clermont Lounge, let's go down there and check it out." --Good ol' Boy pickup line
Good Ol' Boy Network* Master: Location. 2 pool Good Ol' Boy
During a political action, tap to give all Good Ol' Boys an additional vote.
Southern Legislation* Political Action 0 Good Ol' Boy
Name a minon. If this vote succeeds, put this card on that minion and tap that minion if it is untapped. The minion with this card does not untap as normal. Burn this card during your next discard phase.
Moonshine Runners Ally 1 pool Good Ol' Boy
Ally: 2 life, 1R damage, 0 bleed.
Moonshine runners get +1 stealth on each of their actions.
Welcome to the Family* Action Modifier 0 Good Ol' Boy
Playable after a successful Create Vampire action. Put this card on the new vampire. That vampire is now a Good Ol' Boy.
Mason Jar Equipment 0 n/a
A minion may take a +1 stealth action to move one blood or life counter to a Mason Jar. Once during your minion phase, you may burn a Mason Jar to move its counters to your pool. A Mason Jar may only have one counter.

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