Tue, 31 Mar 2009

Exodus 2.0

The Passover Seder, the oldest continuously observed religious ceremony in the world, tells the story of the Jews' Exodus from Egypt. Jewish tradition says that people of each generation must imagine that they personally had departed from Egypt, and the sages say that each generation must tell the story in its own terms.

The sages probably did not intend this.

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Tag Cloud Beat Poetry #4

Gay Westworld is obvious: 1 tarrant == 2 buttholes.

Automatically unzipped pants for sale, well worn...

An hero & your ball can count to potatoe...

Bake...he lived to make goats scream
"meltdown beefaroni!"

Your mom supplies sushi in the box;
be nice you fuckers. I don't forget crayons, fuck no!

Penthouse nintendo frightens me.  Discuss.

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Return of the Shower

It's ok to bathe now. ;) This month's rains didn't just dent the drought, they ended it. W00t! Additionally, we're due for a few more days of rain, today and Thursday.

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A Quickie Braves Outlook

If we get one pitcher with 200+IP, Braves will be 2nd in the NL East, and will at least threaten the Phillies. If we get two pitchers with 200+IP (and Blaine Boyer makes fewer than 70 relief appearances), the Braves will restore order in the division.

McCann, Diaz, and Francoeur lost a combined 60-70 pounds since the end of last season; that's a whole lot of reaction time, defense, and bat speed that just showed up. Kotchman has had a full spring to gel with the team (and get over being traded out of the playoffs last year).

Well, we just traded Josh Anderson (CF, AAA-out of options) for a bag of beans. So the front office is still messing around; Anderson will be an All-Star CF for the Tigers in two seasons. Looks like Jordan Schafer will be starting in CF, or platooning with Gregor Blanco (of whom I might be the only fan around these parts). This actually speaks volumes about the Braves' opinions, both about Schafer's "test-free" suspension for HGH use, and MLB's retention of players who are likely still playing after positive tests. Good for them.

UPDATE: we just signed Chipper for 3+1 seasons; this is also very good.

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Today's topic for discussion is:
Judge to Johns Creek: No grounds exist to make the adult toy store take down its sign in order to maintain a false image of your false city.
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Mon, 30 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
Somehow, I don't think container houses will be replacing McMansions anytime soon. Ok, maybe in 2011, but that's still a ways off.
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Fri, 27 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
Why 'privatized prisons' are a bad idea: PA Supreme Court has appointed a judge to consider and overturn hundreds of juvenile convictions from two judges who "worked" for $2.6M in kickbacks. (And that's just one county in Pennsylvania.)
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Thu, 26 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
The "EcoDrain", a heat-exchanger between the cold water input and the tub/shower drain. It's like a "tankless heater", using the drain water as a source. Actually, I really like this idea.
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Wed, 25 Mar 2009

Party like it's 1989
I suppose the DoD can let us know about Cold Fusion, now.
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Telling it Like it Is

Sara has conveyed what anyone without an agenda to pimp with an functioning brain thinks of the past few months' shenanigans:

I am legitimately angry at the administration and Democrats in Congress for one thing primarily: not explaining the issues to the American people like they are semi-intelligent human beings. Obviously the media isn't going to do it, as toothless and dumbed-down as they have become, but someone needs to. We shouldn't just accept that people won't understand this stuff so we'll fully engage the public misperceptions. Someone needs to stand up and explain these complex issues to the people who are spinning their wheels in search of a scapegoat.

I am in near-complete agreement with the linked article. I've also tuned out the noise for the past month while I do spring cleaning, so I'll just second that article, instead of repeating its points.

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Today's topic for discussion is:
More tilt-shift fun: Bathtub IV.
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The Correct Minority

"I think we will look back in 10 years' time and say we should not have {repealed Glass-Steagal} but we did because we forgot the lessons of the past, and that that which is true in the 1930's is true in 2010."

--Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-ND), Nov. 5, 1999.

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Tue, 24 Mar 2009

Tag Cloud Beat Poetry #3
[The second installment was far too advanced to post on a lowly blog. *adjusts turtleneck*]

Change stance, do a barrel roll.

Partial-birth ystros and the Saturday Double Standard is "Duh".

Tits or you're a goat?
Well, bye, beefamotherfuckinroni.

Some guy on a stick said

"flying fish love twin pools of vapidity,
foky fish love that warhead cannibalism;
teh cayke is a ninja."

I burn my debt over $9000; you eat brains.

[2/2/09]
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Pressing the Reset Button

How's the economy? Local craigslist is showing many listings for individual office rentals, such as this one. As of 3Q '08, ads like this were rarely seen, if at all. Apparently, vacancies are up enough to make leasing/subleasing and "virtual offices" an attractive option.

This search directly follows (1) a conversation I recently overheard between two people, one of whom is a recently unemployed professional of some kind; and (2) the near-complete lack of software employment ads in the area.

This is the type of activity which will reset the economy, as firms and professionals start over, relatively free of overhead (other than that transferred to the national debt, by way of unemployment/welfare benefits).

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Robbed Twice

Those Madoff victims couldn't buy a break, even if they had any wealth remaining. Check out this brief [PDF] filed on behalf of various Madoff victims. Buried deep in this document (with names redacted, of course), on page 36 (of the PDF), is...a 419 scam.

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Today's topic for discussion is:
A 5-lb-capacity electric composter, from Panasonic.
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Bring on the Rain
First, it was that weekend of rain, then another weekend snowstorm, and now, the local forecast calls for five days of rain, starting tonight.
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Digging Dirt
[h/t ATLMalcontent] There's a new website, dedicated to investigative reporting in Atlanta (and presumably, the surrounding area). Atlanta Unfiltered is in play; I plan on keeping an eye on it.
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Mon, 23 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
A Tea house too high.
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Sun, 22 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
Last year, it was tomatoes. This year, it's peanuts. Blakely rallies around what's left of their peanut agriculture.
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Sat, 21 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
It's Saturday. What the heck are you doing reading this!?
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Tracing Footsteps
This past week, I caught up with a few places I'd wanted to try, and have seen amidst the blogosphere:
  • Sublime Doughnuts (via some blog I can't recall): I don't normally make such a trip on a weekday, but I just haaaappeeennned to be on that side of town, so I made a side stop. These doughnuts, while about the same weight as the regular variety, are puffed to a larger, softer, size. Honey-glazed bowties are my early favorite here. It occurred to me that I haven't eaten doughnuts from a private store in over a decade. I almost forgot how much better they are.
  • Nam(via Omnivore Atlanta): I've been looking for an excuse to try this place; and news of a lunch menu prompted me to order one of the pictured sandwiches (chicken variety) Friday. Other than my bias against baguettes (they're for dipping/sopping, IMHO), I found the sandwich to be light and tasty. All the non-leafy vegetables were lightly marinated, to provide some zip. Curse
  • Alon's(via The Blissful Glutton): Now, I've been to Alon's many times, usually for sandwiches. While I did not buy a hamantashen as described in the linked post, I did pick up one of the gruyere scones which can be seen at top-left of the linked picture. It's effectively a slightly tart cheese biscuit, with a poppy-seed topcrust.

A further note on Nam: One of the commenters mentioned Nam's proprietors are trying to get out of their lease, and doesn't blame them. Neither do I, as Starbucks was allowed to build (or have built for them) a free-standing building as an outparcel over the past 6 months or so. Said outparcel completely obscures Nam's corner of the shopping center, is an oversized, ill-fitting, tumor of a building, and is now full of people who are completely tone-deaf to such abominations.

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Fri, 20 Mar 2009

R.I.P., Ed Dye

News from Oxford is that Ed Dye, "marginally talented and regionally known", has added "definitely passed" to his extensive music and television resume. The following has to be the absolutely calmest performance I've ever seen the man deliver.

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Today's topic for discussion is:
Favorite sandwich: Club, Grilled Cheese, "Italian" Sub, Mozzerella/Tomato, PB&J.
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Thu, 19 Mar 2009

Spacebat is the new Kiwi
Then you have learnt nothing from Spacebat. He did not teach us to worship him, what he did was far more significant....
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Today's topic for discussion is:
Today's moment of win: A two-weeks notice, written in frosting on a cake.
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Tue, 17 Mar 2009

Notes on Newspapers' Continuing Death

[Crossposted from the finger-pointing over at ATLMalcontent and DriftGrift (both of whose sites show up in my blogroll)].

It's more than a bit sad to think of newspapers not existing, but that's the point of what's going on. Broadcast media is a niche market at best, because (a) it is broadcast, and (b) there might not be an outlet in the world that isn't compromised by some interest or another.

Combined, they are the long-term reasons why the Internet has eaten everyone.s lunch. There are too many outlets for interests to control and maintain influence, and while some of those outlets are forums, there will always be an open channel somewhere. In those open channels, Assembly and discussion prosper.

To the degree that an interest seeks to control its message, both that interest and its messenger incur a disadvantage.

Case in point: DaleC and ICAtlanta {regular posters at that blog}, who find it necessary to spam threads with talking points. They have to resort to spam, in an effort to spike discussions that can neither be buried by an editor, nor driven out of existence with 'market forces' meant for that purpose.

Yes, I am directly comparing the newspapers. decline to that of the (so-called) Conservative movement; they are all based on controlling interests who are similarly dissolving in a bog of free assembly.

With regard to the comparisons between newspapers and television.there is a vital difference, in that television can deliver live video. Otherwise, television has coped so far, by directly inflating its prices, as measured by the 'top-tier' subscription packages and channels. That fluff will die off, much as the newspapers have, but television will still have live programming to fall back on (as well as any shenanigans involving bit-rated internet).

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Today's topic for discussion is:
Mathematical Graphs.
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They're Back...
...lurking around my bathroom, sopping up bits of water from the shower, and enjoying some central heat. That's right; the ants are back.
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Notes On Dive Bars
[cross-posted from some discussion board or another]

Wow, the dive bars...there was the one I worked at in college, where I baked (and burned) pizzas...lots of characters in that place, actually. There were quite a few 'ghosts' (aka retired spooks) failing to unsee their careers; quite a few washed up hippies; a construction crew (including the lesbian metal worker duo), a few police, and a vampire. Throw in a hundred college students and a band a few times a week, and you had a cool joint.

[I admit to smoking up that room so bad (with a burned pizza) one night, that I reduced the big-screen TVs to accent lighting.]

Then, there was the proper biker bar outside of town, situated on a nice, flat, 3-mile stretch of road. There would easily be 2-dozen bikes parked outside on any given night. 30-40 giant bikers who could (and would, if needed) beat the living shit out of anyone who caused trouble, and a 4-pound terrier to nip at newbies' ankles for entertainment.

Then, there are all the old bars around Atlanta; dives all over the place. There are even holes around here. And by 'holes', I don't mean 'hole in the wall'; I mean 'where drunks learn the true meaning of pain, as they are slowly digested over the course of a thousand fifths.'

The innate counterculture of Atlanta tends to forment the dive bar. The Highlander, The Independent, The Local, My Sister's Room (RIP), Smith's, The Freight Room (RIP), Moe's and Joe's, Northside Tavern, The Clermont Lounge, The Royal Oak, The Righteous Room, and a thousand others, all have serious dive qualities about them.

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Mon, 16 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
Semolina.
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"Online content" vs. "Journalism", and The "Death" of Newspapers.
A fellow named Bill Thompson has put the Blogger/Journalist conflicts into perspective, with this blog essay, and it captures my opinion on the matter.
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Beating a Tin Drum
I saw the replay of Jim Cramer's appearance on The Daily Show; and it's strikingly clear that Cramer was offered up as a chewing bone for Jon Stewart and the crew. Where Stewart's sinking of Crossfire should be required viewing for every high-school civics class, this episode was simple grandstanding. I'll post details, once I can coherently write them up.
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Resurgens
Both Thrashers and Hawks have 5-game win streaks in the homestretch, and the Braves are looking quietly strong, even when factoring in Spring's eternal optimism. Thrashers are very reminiscent of the '97 Falcons, in that the team is now playing to win games, not just survive the ice time. Hawks are bidding for another playoff run. The next few years will be quite interesting for Atlanta sports.
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Thu, 12 Mar 2009

Rehash: A Heroine's Tale
Wikileaks tells of The Dirty Bomb that Disappeared. Grandstanding aside, the article is relevant. Some Nazi or another was supposedly working on a dirty bomb, and the guy's wife shot him when she found out. Bangor Daily News has the scoop (without Mr. Assange's pretentious grandstanding).
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Battery Tech Advancement: sub-minute Li- Recharge Times
Here comes the cavalry: MIT researchers applied nanotech to lithium-ion batteries, and produced recharge times measured in seconds.
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Today's topic for discussion is:
Dill.
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Wed, 11 Mar 2009

Flowing Downhill: Vehicle Title Tax.

These people just don't get it: General Assembly is considering a title tax (currently: 7%, capped at $2000) to replace current sales and property taxes.

(A) A state title fee in the amount equal to the lesser of $1,000.00 or an amount equal to 3.5 percent of the value of such vehicle as determined under the uniform evaluation of all motor vehicles prepared by the state revenue commissioner under Code Section 48-5-442; and

(B) A local title fee in the amount equal to the lesser of $1,000.00 or an amount equal to 3.5 percent of the value of such vehicle as determined under the uniform evaluation of all motor vehicles prepared by the state revenue commissioner under Code Section 48-5-442.

The cap on this fee exposes the intent: dealer support. Combined, they form a 7% tax with a $2000 cap; that means tax burden ceases around the $28,500 mark..., with breakeven being north of there, depending on ownership duration and local sales tax rates. Any car sold or given privately, for any price, will carry a new fee (not necessarily made more expensive, as the tax will be built into prices, etc).

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Tue, 10 Mar 2009

Encumbrance
It seems that armor still weighs on soldiers' performance, after all these centuries.
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Time Capsule
It seems Lincoln's watchmaker really did add a secret message to the President's purchase.
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Epic Fail at Symantec -- In Progress

Apparently, Symantec released an anti-virus patch yesterday that (a) wasn't signed (per the AV releases they were updating), and (b) phones home with as-yet-unknown details about installed clients. So, not only did they get caught, Symantec might have been caught loading spyware of some kind.

Now folks, this is a pants-down moment that's critical enough, as-is. Symantec then decided to respond to the flood of "what is this executable" inquiries by deleting the offending posts from its support boards. Then, someone called for /b/ackup, and The Internet showed up shortly thereafter.

Symantec's eventual PR response to the flap included several choice headlines from the denizens...

  • O LAWD IM CHOKIN ON PIFTS PLZ HALP
  • OH GOD YOU GOT CHOCOLATE IN MY PIFTS
  • If you wanna be my NORTON/ you gotta deal with my P ! F T S . E X E
  • IF PIFTS.EXE WAS HERE, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
  • PIFTS.EXE PIFTS.EXE PIFTS.EXE PIFTS.EXE PIFTS.EXE PIFTS.EXE PIFTS.EXE
  • I LOVE MY PIFTS.EXE

...without any hint of explanation what said patch was doing phoning home in the first place. At this point, Symantec's been caught dead-to-rights, and the only question is that of payload. Stay tuned, and I won't be surprised if I hear/read something about a whistleblower in the coming weeks.

[Regardless of what happens, Symantec might well have been caught spying on someone's behalf; now open questions exist of what information is being sent to whom, and where else in their products this activity already occurs.]

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Today's topic for discussion is:
Awesome!
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Mon, 09 Mar 2009

The Sun is Still Shining
President Obama would like federal agencies to disregard his predecessor's signing statements.
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Today's topic for discussion is:
China would rather us not spy within radio range (ok, I think we're actually looking for submarines, but that's a different story).
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Fri, 06 Mar 2009

Watchmen

[Note: I realize this is four screenings in two months, which is highly uncharacteristic of me. Unlike my recent couch purchase, I'm not losing my mind this time. :) At some point, I realized my mistake was attending the short films, and I can't take those back.]

I attended the midnight showing of Watchmen at Midtown Art Cinema. My impressions (without giving away more than what I've seen already):

The opening "credits" were stunning. As a Bob Dylan fan, I found it worth the price of admission alone, just to watch that.

There are an abundance of subplots, themes, and statements missing from this movie; supposedly, the DVD release will have another hour of footage. While these omissions detract from the film (and will be certain to irritate the diehard fans), I suppose it's difficult to get theaters to agree to a two-part screening for a first-release.

In fact, what detracts most from Watchmen are the small touches which seem to be obligatory for a movie these days. [soapbox]Still present is the Hollywood conceit that audiences can't figure out how the popcorn stand works without a label, cue, or prompt. This conceit drags the movie into "standard" territory, in much the same way as leg braces "assist" perfectly mobile people into a semi-dependent state.[/soapbox]

A few weeks ago, a horribly edited scene was released as a trailer. Fortunately, that scene is the worst this movie gets over 2 1/2 hours; even then, it plays better with theater sound. In context of this release, the chopped scene is a cinematic foil to the rest of the film, and its early release seems to be a middle finger to whomever made the cut. Overall, this adaptation incorporates the novel well enough that the inevitable "studio/marketing" meddling should stand out as caricature for folks who have read the novel.

Visually, this movie is also good. I've heard gripes about the frequent use of slow motion; those scenes looked stellar, actually. One more interesting tidbit: Motion capture tech is advanced enough to make standard CGI look silly in a live-action shot.

This particular screening included a moment of true terror: At some point, the (digital) projector lost alignment; the resulting 15% vertical wrap sent a half-dozen people running for the exit to flag down the cinema staff.

My overall impression is that Watchmen is too complex and rich a story for Hollywood to stop. That fact alone is a testament to a very well-constructed fiction, and the author who composed it. So, my one-line description of this film is: Alan Moore > Hollywood.

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Today's topic for discussion is:
Forecast for tomorrow: sunny, 78. Helloooooo, springtime! :D
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Wed, 04 Mar 2009

Today's topic for discussion is:
From Las Vegas: The Magician and the Red Ball.
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Mon, 02 Mar 2009

A Tale of Two Teabags

While folks who took deductions for their mortgage interest were preparing a self-styled 'tea party' over mortgage assistance at the Capitol, Georgia Power was pulling off a swindle for the ages. Remember, it isn't a Ponzi scheme if it has PSC 'oversight' (Thank you, Karen Handel; now do us a favor and go jump in the river).

So, here's my $120 middle finger to Georgia Power. I plan on trying out one or more of these LED bulbs, within the next month.

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Sign of the Times

How bad is the economy? According to AJC,

Grocery stores reported no panic buying Sunday afternoon.

Let's check that: Atlanta metro got a half-foot of snow, on a weekend, and there wasn't a run on milk and bread. This will be the first such snowstorm in decades that wasn't accompanied by pictures of empty shelves and coolers.

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Today's topic for discussion is:
While the economy languishes, bacon technology moves forward. Presenting: The Baco [bah-koh].
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Things we Do While Drunk
And so, while wandering around on a pub crawl last night, I purchased fanfic from a busker/con-man. This brings my collection of "addle-brained writings" to two volumes.
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Drought Buster!
To cap off the first weekend-long rain we've had in a long, long time, we got 5+ inches of wet, sloppy snow today. Most of it melted on contact, but the yards and roofs are covered in frozen snow right now. That will melt off tomorrow and Tuesday, with that runoff acting as "virtual rain" for the next two days. Effectively, that will make a 5-day wet streak, which will put a good dent in the drought.
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